Howard Hits the Letterman Show ….

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via sattelite, Ryan Howard participated in the David letterman show with the Top
10 reasons to watch the MLB playoffs

10. FOX’s coverage now extends to the post game
shower.
9. What are you going to do, watch hockey?
8. One lucky viewer will win a free Tommy John Surgery.
7. We just had the Phillie Phanatic clipped, wormed and neutered.
6. Trips to the mound now include a fabulous “Glee” style dance
number.
5. The crack of the bat replaced by a “boing” sound.
4. Do you really need an excuse to sit on the couch and drink beer?
3. Mention my name and you can rebroadcast the game without express
written consent of Major League Baseball.
2. It’s about time the Yankees got some attention from the national
media.

And the No. 1 reason to watch this year’s postseason: If
you’re watching The Late Show, you’ll watch anything.

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addition to David Letterman getting in on the MLB post season action, it seems
the cheesy, we’ll report what ever we think may be connected to whatever our
imaginations tell us they’re connected too, TMZ, decided to get in on the act
and track down Barry Bonds. 

Bonds needed no arm twisting, no egging on, to get his name
mentioned with MLB, jumped right in to state his alignment with San Francisco.
wow! there’s a surprise. He managed to tell TMZ he has no fans in San Francisco,
just family. He also managed to blow the Giants a kiss. 

So after all this time, Bonds completes the role of the Abuser.
After F*cking San Francisco for so long, he finally gives them a kiss, next
he’ll be trying to leave money on the dresser to help ease his conscience.

Baseball resumes today, with the first game in the ALCS ,
between the Yankees and the Rangers in Texas. The Yankees will be happy that Lee
is not on the mound, which means they could only have to face him once in the
series, unless it goes the full 7 games.

Go Phillies….

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4 Comments on “Howard Hits the Letterman Show ….”

  1. redstatebluestate says:

    Sad about Bonds, isn’t it? I hope they don’t bring him up during this series… which, by the way, should be a fantastic series.
    –Jeff
    http://redstatebluestate.mlblogs.com/
    http://mtrredstatebluestate.com

  2. Jane Heller says:

    Sorry I missed Letterman. That top ten list was hilarious!

    http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

  3. phillies_phollowers says:

    Saw the Bonds thing this morning…sad. I think Howard ought to bitch slap him next time they get together ;o)

    Jenn
    http://philliesphollowers.mlblogs.com/

  4. devilabrit says:

    Jeff- he only has himself to blame, but with other players that have or have had the same affliction as him and are still playing must male him feel even worse

    Jane- I missed the show too, but caught the topten

    Jenn- like a lot of them he’s probably sorry he got caught not that he did it

    -peter


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