N. L. Central Crystal Ball….Posted: March 29, 2010 | Author: Phillies Outside | Filed under: Dailies | Tags: Albert Pujols, Astros, Brewers, butterfingers, Cardinals, champagne, Chicago, Cincinnati, cologne, Crystal ball, Cubs, download, Easy Button, Holliday, Houston, HP, IGN.com, internet, Jesus hates the Cubs, Kolsch. Koln, laptop, McCutchen, Milledge, Milwaukee, Peters Kolsch, Philadelphia, phillies, Pirates, Pittsburgh, Poo-hole, Predictions, Ray Ban, Red State Blue State, Reds, RSBS, sarcasm, St. Louis, Staples, sunglasses, Virtual Reality | 9 Comments
The Houston Astros fans should consider the latest fashion accessory…
…these NEW Ray Ban sunglasses will be needed to hide the Phillies glare on the players Ed Wade seems to think will work better in Astros uniforms when they didn’t work in Phillies red pinstripes. Ed Wade can be very good for the Astros, he just has to get over the fact that some players aren’t as good as he thought. It will be a tight race at the bottom of this division, but I think till Ed Wade gets over the fact that the players he really liked when he drafted them into the Phillies aren’t what he needs in Houston then the Astros will struggle to get out of the bottom spot, which is a shame, because the Astros are normally a very tough team especially in the final few weeks of the season.
The Chicago Cubs fans need nothing more than high speed internet and a wonderful download…
…courtesy of our friends at RSBS they have explained it all for me and made it clear to the rest of the world as to why the Cubs will this year be a below .500 team. It’s true see for yourselves the video doesn’t lie, it’s from a very reliable inside source.
The Pittsburgh Pirates fans will be able to do some serious….
The Milwaukee Brewers fans need a trip to Europe to visit….
The Cincinnati Reds fans may already have just the thing to help their season…
…their very own easy button. No not because your going to walk away with the division, but because it’s going to be such hard work to stay up with the leading team, you’ll need something to make the occasional day seem easy.
The St. Louis Cardinals fans are going to enjoy another runaway year, the biggest problem for the STL fans is their unfortunate grasp on reality, so for that you will need your very own…
…St. Louis Cardinals ‘Virtual Reality’ machine, because of the delusions of a World Series you will need this machine to fulfill that fantasy, otherwise there may be suicidal tendencies, when a team from the East crushes your dreams as they move into the World Series. Now obviously this is all predicated on the fact that the player known as ‘Poo-hole’ doesn’t end up on the DL with back problems and of course that the now highest paid ‘butterfingers’ can actually catch a fly ball to left field.
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